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A very large quantity in an unusual number or configuration (otherwise it would be an ordinary/English buttload). Compare: metric shitload and metric fuckton, which both designate a very large, but expected, quantity.
She carried a metric buttload of coffees out of Starbucks.
by DTM :<| January 16, 2005
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
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Dude, there was a shit ton of people at the party last night.

Well, I was gonna say a metric buttload. I guess we're both right.
by djsyndo October 09, 2010
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Seventeen. Why? Count for yourself the next time you have a metric buttload of anything; you'll see.
We had a metric buttload of people at the party last night, yo.

Just seventeen? Kindof a lousy turnout, dontcha think?
by Mightjo July 02, 2005
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A most swag unit of measurement used by gangstas and pimps of a classier variety. Unlike its uncultured counterpart metric buttloads shitloads and fucktons are all base ten and as such far easyer to use in calculations.
On yesterday's evening I consumed a metric buttload of fine liquor. Unfortunately When I arose from my inebriated slumber, I found myself ducktaped to the underside of a freeway wearing nothing but my proud Union Jack skivvies.
by Alexiosassypants September 09, 2016
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