Turd Lapping

When you enter a bathroom stall while someone else is in the stall next door, finish your turd and leave the stall all before the person next door finishes his/her business.

Richard returned to his desk beaming with pride after turd lapping his coworker in the restroom.

by Thor’sHammer June 13, 2025

lapping the boys

To lick, tease and tickle your buddies balls with your tongue while he's fucking your girl.

Lapping the boys while my bud fucked my girl hard made him squirm as he nutted in my girl.

by Watchinfool September 16, 2023

lapping the boys

Licking, teasing and tickling your buds balls while he's fucking your girl to help make him blow a huge load.

Lapping the boys is how I help my friend have an intense orgasm while he's fucking my girl.

by Watchinfool September 16, 2023

lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023

Lap Gremlin

Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend

"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"

by Carlos the beast April 5, 2024

Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark

"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."

by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024

Hot laps

Sex and whatever more you want it to be.

Wanna go for some hot laps

by Caitiii BB November 27, 2021