i hate lamp

What a person says when they hate a particular lamp in a home.

Frankie: Man, what a awesome house you have here.
Susie: Thanks, homeboy. Do you really mean it?
Frankie: Yeah, except for that damn lighting fixture. I hate lamp!

by Big Jim! May 22, 2006

lampshade

What they made out of Cooper's Grandparents.

Helmut! Vere ist the Shylock's vith das tattoes? I vill make Lampshade's out of them!

by Greg February 5, 2004

frank lampard

Has made the scoring of deflected goals an art form.

Bayern coach Felix Magath bemoaned Frank Lampard's deflected first-half goal - a carbon copy of his strike in the first leg.

by Jemal Ginsberg July 1, 2006

Lamp

lamp: verb to lamp , lamping
to have sexual relations with

I heard you lamped Susan last night

by mister men October 6, 2003

lampoon

What one gets before one is charged with both statutory rape and bestiality.

Sexual Deviant: I'm so horny for lampoon.
Associate of Sexual Deviant: Ewe should be ashamed of yourself.
Random Urban Dictionary User: PUNS PWN!

by jgthomas January 13, 2007

Little Lamplight

A group comprised of children who either survive or involve themselves in a world (metaphorically, an online community) where they don't belong.

Man 1: "Dude, it's so weird that kids like to write fanfictions and shit for nsfw communities."
Man 2: "Yeah, it's like that one location in Fallout 3, Little Lamplight"

by SlugPye March 6, 2021

broke the lamp

When nothing shines brighter than you,

Lookin so good, broke the lamp.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018