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Kamikaze Kowboy

A game truckers enjoy involving two players with 18-Wheelers working in tandem. The object of the game is to revenge on smaller vehicles by instilling first Total Fear, then Maximum Rage on Interstate drivers.

Briefly, play begins with drivers in line in the slow lane. Then, the rear driver waits for a long line of closely spaced cars start pass, whereupon he waits until the lead car is spaced 1-2 feet behind his bumper and LASHES his rig into the other lane with NO Signal AT ALL… causing as many of the drivers as possible to foul their pants in TOTAL FEAR as they all lock up their bakes at 80 mph and attempt not to ram the car in front.

Second half of play involves that same driver attempting to instill MAXIMUM RAGE by pretending to pass the truck, only to draw even and let off the gas over and over, creating a rolling roadblock that stacks up as many drivers behind them as possible . Driver ends the game with trucks driving in line in the slow lane again in reversed position. As soon as points are tallied and traffic flow has unsnarled, Player 2 does the same process to try to beat his partner’s high score.
TOTAL FEAR Stage awards 1 point for each car that smacks into another car.
MAXIMUM RAGE stage awards 1 point for each Aggravated Battery or Assault attempt on responsible driver at next Truck Stop.
“I swear, I saw 4 different games of Kamikaze Kowboy in just 3 states, today. That game is growing bigger and faster in the trucker community than the Macarena did years ago with normal people!! I’m getting better, too. I only had 2 trouser changes in those 4 jousts”.
by JackoHobo July 15, 2023
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Kamikaze Kowboy

A game truckers enjoy involving two players with 18-Wheelers working in tandem. The object of the game is to revenge on smaller vehicles by instilling first Total Fear, then Maximum Rage on Interstate drivers.

Briefly, play begins with drivers in line in the slow lane. Then, the rear driver waits for a long line of closely spaced cars start pass, whereupon he waits until the lead car is spaced 1-2 feet behind his bumper and LASHES his rig into the other lane with NO Signal AT ALL… causing as many of the drivers as possible to foul their pants in TOTAL FEAR as they all lock up their bakes at 80 mph and attempt not to ram the car in front.

Second half of play involves that same driver attempting to instill MAXIMUM RAGE by pretending to pass the truck, only to draw even and let off the gas over and over, creating a rolling roadblock that stacks up as many drivers behind them as possible . Driver ends the game with trucks driving in line in the slow lane again in reversed position. As soon as points are tallied and traffic flow has unsnarled, Player 2 does the same process to try to beat his partner’s high score.
TOTAL FEAR Stage awards 1 point for each car that smacks into another car.
MAXIMUM RAGE stage awards 1 point for each Aggravated Battery or Assault attempt on responsible driver at next Truck Stop.
“I swear, I saw 4 different games of Kamikaze Kowboy in just 3 states, today. That game is growing bigger and faster in the trucker community than the Macarena did years ago with normal people!! I’m getting better, too. I only had 2 trouser changes in those 4 jousts”.
by JackoHobo July 15, 2023
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