Handle

A name used on most social media platforms. Also commonly referred to as a username.

Oh my god! Did you see Dans new Twitter handle @DanIsNowOnFire

by spicy flamingo July 19, 2016

Piss handle

Piss handle is the appendage near your waist that only the male species acquire. You must go through nine months of brutal pain but once you have completed this task you are awarded the piss handle.

Yo bro my piss handle is much longer than yours.

by wewawd February 25, 2020

caw the handle

Scottish expression meaning "do the routine"

A lot of things to do, I'll just have to caw the handle as usual.

by rsx11m February 22, 2023

Handle

Slow minded scared people who listen to Kelly Clarkson and have an obsession with the geographical marking of the counties of Ireland

“That’s handle being handle”

by Handlemember November 27, 2020

Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible

I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.

by ImLosingMyShit March 17, 2024

Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.

After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.

by Your chicanery buddy August 2, 2023

Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025