left handed cigarette

A left handed cigarette is marijuana.

It can also be a non-sensical phrase said just to be ironic.

"you got any more left handed cigarettes?"
"No, the cop took them all."

I need a left handed cigarette to go with my left handed beer bottle.

by Jana November 16, 2004

John Hanley

A term used to describe a sexual position, and situation. Whereby a man performs anal sex on a women, and just before finishing the man pulls out and proceeds to retrieve, and throw his bowling ball on top of his partner. After this the man immediately releases his creamy load and records the data gathered into Table 1 using all of the proper units.

I performed the John Hanley last night and boy..... it was great.

Joe Marty's favorite sexual act.

by Joe Marty July 1, 2011

Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012

chelsea handler

a talentless cunt

Ralph Garman was right, Chelsea Handler really is a talentless cunt. Garmy strong!

by Babblethefkon March 8, 2011

handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long

The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.

by darien September 23, 2008

Mr. Handlebars

A man who uses a girls ears as handlebars to force his penis into his mouth during oral sex.

Ew, that guy is such a Mr. Handlebars that my ears are still throbbing.

by Mr. Handlebars January 13, 2013

handling

Any physical sexual interaction between two individuals that is beyond the intention of friendship.

Last night Natasha was handling the Nako from UCLA all night long.

by Violeta De la Cruz March 16, 2009