Hag

A woman that believes that her love for a gold- star gay man is requited.

"When I saw that hag staring at me in human anatomy, I knew that she had a craving for the fruit"

by averagejdb March 23, 2020

hag

me

who are you?

i am hag.

by hag. November 22, 2021

weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner

Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.

by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024

Hag Bop

An upbeat song sung by a woman over the age of 40 in a Eurovision national final that typically does not do well.

"What's your favourite hag bop of all time?"
"Oh definitely Party Voice by Jessica Andersson from Melodifestivalen 2018. Such a banger"

by AzzyRazzmatazzy December 15, 2023

HAG

Hot Ass Girlfriend

My buddy has one hell of a hag, he's a lucky dude.

by Carrigangsta June 4, 2018

Sad Hag

Someone who thinks they have everything figured out. They have a vision of grandeur of themselves for unknown reasons. Someone who tells people that they don’t care but for some reason continue to intrude in to certain ppls life. Someone who tries to act as a leader but destroys all elements by their actions. Someone who doesn’t understand what they are dealing with.

The sad hag continued to hack an ex even though she “doesn’t care”. The sad hag takes kindness of families or future families as a weakness.

by Byegollum January 7, 2019

nasty old hag

my grandmother

grandkid: i dont want your cookies, nasty old hag!

by comesockcutiepie August 9, 2023