Skag hag nag

An old wrinkly ugly toothlesss junkie whore who is annoying as fuck and keeps pestering you to do things and argues when a request has been made and has been banged out by a school bus load of men and you could stick your arm in her rank tuna vagina

Jen is such a nasty skag hag nag she is junked out on drugs and been fucked by 20 men and ugly and she things she can use her toothless gums to talk back to her boyfriend

by lolalovelace December 20, 2023

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

Uggo hag

What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.

Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)

Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*

Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.

by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023

Puss Hag

A word used to refer to a stanky low worth bitch

Inspired by s.3 e.1 of Malcolm in the Middle

“Now listen here, puss hag”

by OneSmartSnacc November 19, 2020

Hag

Someone named Vince.

Hag needs to shut up.

by Klexoz December 15, 2019

hag in a bag

Am old woman who has no muscle or fat between her skin and bones

Yech, look at that hag in a bag in her bikini. pass the potato chips.

by ChinaCat SF June 24, 2018

enyaba the hag

Old bitch from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. DIO's helpful companion who was killed by some weird worms. Also she has a stand that is smoke entering your body and controlling you?

Joseph: oh no it's enyaba the hag!
Jotaro: she's dead.

by JoJo reference July 13, 2023