guiocsndovicws

An ancient civilization of worms living in my brain that will occasionally tell me what to do

Woah JOSIE! The guiocsndovicws are telling me things!

by frjidk August 11, 2023

Guido’s Big Balls

An affectionate term for a Greek Adonis is an enormous set nut sack or hairy beanbags!

“Geez, look at the size of Guido’s Big Balls”!!!

by The Difficult One! August 13, 2023

guido garmin

Ankle monitor

How did the cops find Carmine? His dumb ass left the house with that guido garmin on his ankle.

by anonymous August 20, 2023

Gimogen

The foulest name for the foulest person you will ever regret to meet
Hearing just the name itself an assault to the senses

Pronounced Gim-O-gen
Also see Jonah Woodburn

Gabe: “I’m the only one here with a name that starts with G”
Max: “no your not, what about Gimogen”

OR
Max: “GIMOGEN”
Ruben: “fuck you scum bag”

by Bushwalk August 17, 2024

guimper

(verb)
term for losing your (preferrably long) edging streak

specifying the length of the streak is optional (e. g. guimpering at length)

no homie don't bend over you're gonna make me guimper !

haven't heard from jack since he guimpered at 6 weeks .. bro's definitely taking it hard

by cocmasterlyd December 16, 2023

Grimoire

A particular kind of arcane spellbook consisting of 13 or more spells and totalling at least 1200 MP (Mana Power). Only for the most elite of wizards.

(This definition is courtesy of the University of the Advanced Wizards Witnesses of Muinch, or UAWWM)

'Say, That's a nice grimoire you've got there.'
'Thanks! I plan to participate in much wizardous mischief making use of the 13 spells I've got.'

by DallinJohnsonIndiana January 9, 2024

Grimoire

A particular kind of arcane spellbook consisting of 13 or more spells and totalling at least 1200 MP (Mana Power). Only for the most elite of wizards.

(This definition is courtesy of the University of the Advanced Wizards Witnesses of Muinch, or UAWWM)

'Say, That's a nice grimoire you've got there.'
'Thanks! I plan to participate in much wizardous mischief making use of the 13 spells I've got.'

by DallinJohnsonIndiana January 9, 2024