harold goates

the best science teacher to walk this planet. no doubt about it.

"harold goates is the best teacher ever!!"

by bigman59583 February 13, 2024

harold goates

the best science teacher to walk this planet. no doubt about it.

"harold goates is the best teacher ever!!"

by bigman59583 February 13, 2024

Gibidi Goilet

My master piece, my magnum opus nothing with ever top it

A:"Gibidi Goilet"
B:"Please marry me"

by Princess of cheese Raticus January 1, 2025

Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Transapientech / Godtech / Clarketech

Umbrella terms for any technology so advanced that its operation is completely indistinguishable from magic to a lower-level intelligence (as per Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law). This isn't a specific tier, but a descriptor for anything from S1 upwards that appears as incomprehensible, physics-defying miracle-working to baseline humans. It often involves principles beyond current scientific understanding, like extra-dimensional engineering or acausal logic.

Transapientech / Godtech / Clarketech Example: A hand-held device that creates any object you imagine ex nihilo, a portal that opens to any location in spacetime, or a prayer that is consistently answered by what seems like divine intervention from a hidden intelligence—all would be perceived as Clarketech by those who don't understand the (immensely advanced) science behind it.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Dirty Marie Gotee

when a girl is on the rag, sits on a guys face and leaves a red ring around his mouth.

Yo, I was going to eat my girl's pussy out and she sat on my face leaving me a dirty marie gotee!

by Mo$ May 25, 2013

long distance goatee

The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.

Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.

by Waltz69 July 12, 2015