Hoagie Guilt

The feeling of emotional discomfort one gets when trying to leave the Hoagie Folk.

I’m getting massive Hoagie Guilt from my boss. All I want to do is quit because he keeps drawing me deeper into his illegal Hoagie Empire cluttered with Hoagie Folk.

by YoungGravy616 June 25, 2023

Caucasian Guilt

What drives Muhammad Araujo's actions.

Caucasian guilt causes Muhammad to pretend to support racial justice movements and/or make them exclusively about making over-privileged Caucasian men feel good about themselves.

No one likes you or your dolls, Muhammad.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 10, 2024

white guilt

white guilt
I think there's a little bit of white guilt involved in anything we do even as the audience watching like why am I enjoying watching suffering, backstabbing, lying & strategy so much?

How do they not feel a little bit of white guilt?

by Young Jazzy Yo November 30, 2023

Guardian Guilt

A useful term for when a character or oc- typically whom considers themselves a guardian of a sort- feels as though they betrayed what makes them belive they are such protectors.

Person A: I killed a dude, but I feel super bad about it, even though they were a bad guy and it was my job...
Person B: Oh— I think that's like... guardian guilt or something..

by Chaotic_Wyvern December 14, 2023

Conservative Guilt

Conservative guilt is the action of pretending to be poor to appeal to the humble narrative, or ethos.

Fred: "Elon claims he lives in a box and below the poverty level despite immense wealth. As does Mr Beast, Jack Dorsey, Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg once upon a time."

Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"

by Cerebrex September 15, 2024

Avocado Guilt

The guilt you feel when you owe a friend an avocado

I told Olivia not to worry about paying back an unripe avocado for a ripe avocado. But she said that avocado guilt would keep her up at night.

by The Moose Farmer February 15, 2026

mammalian guilt

a nagging feeling that dinosaurs didn't deserve to go extinct, since they weren't unfit for their environment - it was the environment that turned on them overnight, which is unfair. thus the success of mammals a result of dumb luck at best, and cheating at worst.

dinosaurs deserve to be here more than i do. the mammalian guilt is getting to me.

by cloverjuice June 25, 2025