jenna forte

A short,pale ,curvy ,hazel eyed, light brown haired beauty,that needs someone who loves her and treats her right.She has many friends.Gets an attitude if one given.Loves to laugh and make jokes.Do right by her and she will do right by you.Freespirited and loving . Makes own decisions based on what's right but also likes to rebel.

Hello my name is Jenna Forte.

by FortunatelyJenna August 24, 2016

Fanny farter

A person who farts into another person's anus, causing the first fart to amalgamate with the recipient's fart creating a mixture of the two farts.

He is such a fanny farter. He just can't keep his anus to himself.

by anonymous July 4, 2017

Jodie Foster

She is a beautiful woman and a very intelligent woman. She carries herself well. Her smile is unexplainably adorable.

Did you hear about Jodie Foster?
Yeah, she is hella hot and looks so young despite her age?! How?! Is she an angel!?

by t00c00lforscho00l July 22, 2022

former

A previous lover, one night stand or anything in between. Used when refering to a past relationship in which there is no global terminology.

Mary: Why are you averting your gaze from that Starbucks barista?

Johnny: He's a former of mine. We went out for two weeks before he stopped returning my call, so I poisoned his ferret.

Mary: ...

by lysander9 December 9, 2008

Forserious

Forserious or forseriously: One who is impling how serious he or she is or just being honest. like the word for real

Are you Forserious? I am forserious! This is a forseriously big commitment.

by Andrew Gotlieb,Mick Fine September 28, 2005

frank-footer

accepting oral sex from anyone regardless of gender or sexual preference simply because you are drunk and horny.

As long as what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico..... I'm 100% down with a good old fashion frank-footer !

by postal69 May 16, 2016

FOSTER SCARE

The trauma associated with being put into foster care with a female who has no idea what planet she is actually living on, who makes you cringe on a daily basis with ther witterings.

I had a FOSTER SCARE today, my carer asked if I needed to talk about sex.

by JAD1965 November 14, 2009