Flaker

A person who bails out on a commitment at the last second.

Synonym-Zibby

Zibby is a flaker for bailing on the skit last minute.

by Thisdefinitonis100%trustworthy October 15, 2015

flake

Brandie Absher

This individual will not shut the fuck up about all of the plans she has for when she comes to visit you in 364 days. When that day finally arrives, she will "flake" and leave you high & dry with sad excuses about why she suddenly can not come through. After much planning and and endless discussions on your facebook wall. Usually, it will be because her dumb ass is just a failure at life.

by CeeCeeElle September 2, 2016

flacker whacky

When a man whacks another man in the face with his penis

Genoa flacker whacky Jim

by thE word give January 16, 2017

flakey peach

A flakey peach is that lovely person who cancels plans every time and really you can't be mad bc they are lovely but also they are flakier than pillsbury's mama's pusspuss

She's a flakey peach and I haven't seen her in a month

by Animalnoisesmysistersgonewild March 12, 2017

flakey dale

A slang terminology for inferior (shit) cocaine

No one likes flakey dale cocaine because it's shit

by GANJAHCLAUSE May 28, 2017

Flaaka

A drug, also known as BATHE SALTS that people ingest either by smoking, snorting OR slamming it, which creates flesh eating zombies.

"FLAAKA.... That shit be crayy crayy!! It be makin' you hella actin' stooopid differ!!"
"Yo, yo TRU STAWRY BRAH! IT'S FER TRU, FER RIIZLE!!"

by VixenBeck June 16, 2018

Flakesaurous

on a night out after ignoring your texts all day. Usually flaking as a result of their significant other putting their foot down and don’t giving them permission to leave the nest in search of fun. This is a common occurrence, and when a permission slip is actually permitted on rare occasion the flakesaurous Rex will leave the night early as they aren’t used to fun and can not handle it in abundance.

Their spirit animal is a Flakesaurous Rex

by Big Money Wes June 17, 2018