by Thisdefinitonis100%trustworthy October 15, 2015
Get the Flaker mug.This individual will not shut the fuck up about all of the plans she has for when she comes to visit you in 364 days. When that day finally arrives, she will "flake" and leave you high & dry with sad excuses about why she suddenly can not come through. After much planning and and endless discussions on your facebook wall. Usually, it will be because her dumb ass is just a failure at life.
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by thE word give January 16, 2017
Get the flacker whacky mug.A flakey peach is that lovely person who cancels plans every time and really you can't be mad bc they are lovely but also they are flakier than pillsbury's mama's pusspuss
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Get the flakey dale mug.A drug, also known as BATHE SALTS that people ingest either by smoking, snorting OR slamming it, which creates flesh eating zombies.
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by VixenBeck June 16, 2018
Get the Flaaka mug.on a night out after ignoring your texts all day. Usually flaking as a result of their significant other putting their foot down and don’t giving them permission to leave the nest in search of fun. This is a common occurrence, and when a permission slip is actually permitted on rare occasion the flakesaurous Rex will leave the night early as they aren’t used to fun and can not handle it in abundance.
Their spirit animal is a Flakesaurous Rex
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