by Lolboy May 8, 2007
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Dude, what's up with the Haslem Face? Can you please unflare your nostrils and take that curl outta yo' lip? It's not like it smells like ass in here.
by muthangya June 10, 2007
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The red faced, blood shot eyed wet teared look your face turns to after a good fucking cry with your broham.
Nico: "Man that was a good cry. I feel like a bitch but I def needed that."
Josh: "I know man I don't even know why I was crying I'm not sad... You wanna go holler at those hoes?"
Nico: "aw fuck man you have funeral face we look like shit."
Josh: "I know man I don't even know why I was crying I'm not sad... You wanna go holler at those hoes?"
Nico: "aw fuck man you have funeral face we look like shit."
by MANSHACKed November 5, 2011
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by Uncle Joosie June 16, 2018
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by Merkules June 26, 2009
Get the Face Salad mug.A woman who has had so much filler injected into her face that it begins to resemble a pillow. They do this because they think that full lips and cheeks make them look younger, but in reality they look like bloated alcoholics.
Pillow face celebrities: Madonna, Priscilla Presley, Nicole Kidman, Courtney Love, Kylie Minogue, Madonna
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