chip fart

The smell that you encounter when you open a fresh bag of potato chips.

I opened that bag of Lay's potato chips and thought I had shit my pants, but it was only a chip fart.

by Chipfart December 22, 2008

The Laughing Farts

When you have built up gas that you've been trying to hold in, and something makes you laugh. This results in a vicious cycle of losing control of your bowel and anal muscles and farting up a storm from the impact of the laughter, then laughing more at the farts, causing more farts, which causes more laughs, which causes more farts, and more laughs, and more farts until there is no gas left inside of you.

Farts usually expel in rhythmic timing according to the laughs. It's like unintentionally playing an instrument.

The Laughing Farts:
Yesterday at school I was holding in a fart, and my friend passed me a note that made me giggle, and I lost control for a second and blew a huge one. So then I started laughing even more and I farted even more and I had to run to the bathroom laughing and farting and the whole school was watching me. Traumatizing.

by Tatertawt24 August 21, 2012

Fartrape

A) When a farter forces a known target to smell a fart. Sometimes done for revenge, but always without consent or apology.
B) When you drop the fart hammer on someone who is trapped in a situation and must endure the stench. Like hammering a fart in a car full of people.

I walked into my boss's office just before his Monday afternoon status meeting and fartraped him. I hope he likes Taco Bell.

by Davendork November 10, 2010

Fartistic Licence

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide

"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."

by bromp February 18, 2010

Fartation

The movement a person makes when one gases uncontrollably.

I could tell it was Becky who gassed us because of her obvious Fartation.

by Shitfacelarneau May 31, 2009

Fart Joy

Taking pleasure in observing others as they smell your farts.

Person 1: Man! It stinks like eggs!
Person 2: TeeHeeHee

Person 2 experienced fart joy, while person 1 simply experienced farts.

by lkdzzbls August 8, 2010

poison fart

Flatulence with the ability to clear a large room of people.

Damn it! Ruben layed a poison fart in the living room so he could have the TV to himself,stinky bastard.

by Rub Dogg August 28, 2006