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Eva

Hoe.She is the biggest hoe you will ever meet.Do u want nudes? Don't even ask,just add her
Hey u r like eva
Like Eva?

Yeah a HOE
by thatbitchginger October 23, 2019
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Eva

The most perfect human on earth, she makes the room light up when she walks in. when shes obsessed w something shes obsessed. She couldn't be more perfect if she tried. She always has the right words and right reaction.
girl: oh look its eva
other girl: yeah thats daisys girl
girl: lucky
by daisybymarkjacobs February 23, 2022
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eva

A person that likely thinks to highly of themselves and like to flex that he is much better than you at valorant (gets carried by radiant smurfs all day) this person usually gets no hoes. Even when he does its not true love. Just a little dumbass trying to get valorant skins.Mostly gets good grades but still has no irl friends. When he does its only because he is the person that invites himself to the boy meetup without asking the others. Takes 47 minutes to shower because it take him 3 for every fat layer. Acts gay in the friend group so he doesnt get kicked out
Bro did you meet the new kid eva, he acts gay because he has no friends. No wonder he gets no hoes.
by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022
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Eva

How can one begin to describe perfection? I guess with one word, Eva.
She is smart, kind and so goddamn funny. She will get inside your head and thoughts, like a witch of legend. For good or bad reasons she will change your life. A chaotic force, so gorgeous in it's effort, makes me smile at the thought

She beauty is both graviting, timeless, and electrifying. She has a presence that is both alluring and calming. Her voice alone is sweet and breezy. Her laugh is enough to make a blind man blush. Her friends respect, love and envy her all at once. Men would destroy their lives just for a chance to have dinner with her for one night.

She will be happy and, regardless of others personal desire. As it should be. Just thinking of her joy alone is enough for anyone to die happy. I am grateful for the chance of knowing her.

If others do better do! She's the best their is or ever will be, period. Their is no debate.
Eva, by the gods, she smells like spring.
by Hungarian Gypsy April 18, 2025
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eva afta daft & dafta

As time progresses, idiocacy increases.
Foolish lafta progresses to eva afta daft & dafta.
by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010
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Eva and Christian

Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began to get together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn’t always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3
Oh, Eva and Christian, they were meant to be together from the start.
by Chazard04 December 27, 2023
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eva conner

Person 1: Eva Conner is sooooo pretty
Person 2: I know right I wish I could be her
by Devaracegonner March 23, 2020
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