Daft

A fucking idiot. Spastic, just all round retarded.

‘I can’t see it..’
‘It’s right in front of you don’t be so daft !’

by ik two different Brady familys December 9, 2018

dragtexting

Using the swiping feature from letter to letter in most smartphones when texting rather than individually tapping each letter on the keyboard.

He was dragtexting so smoothly when responding to his girlfriend's texts.

by TheUrbanAuthor February 22, 2019

Daftpunked

To hit someone by forming your hand into a fist and extending the thumb outward, then swinging said thumb right into someone’s asshole or gooch

Al: I daftpunked the shot out of Anthony, did you see that?!
Jay: Yeah, I could feel it from here... I wondered why he was bleeding so bad

by GrizzlyArsenal March 19, 2019

Daft

Extremely flamboyant and gay.

Dude did you see Andrew the other day? He was being so daft I'm surprised Johnnie didn't slam his ass right there in the alley.

by headbobber1186 April 11, 2019

Daft

Dumb as fucking Thanos, a Marvel villain that stupidly cut the universal population in half despite the reality that populations double every generation anyway.

Blizzard is daft with their changes.

by duhobviously April 14, 2019

Drasta

A useless indivicual, twice the man ive ever been, literally.
hes scared of kids being eaten, because he almost got eaten by a rabid chihuahua as a 3 year old.

Drasta is a fucking fag.

by TubularTony April 25, 2019

drater yako

A phrase used to belittle someone who makes a statement or asks a question that would lead you to believe that are "retarded." In reverse, it spells "okay retard."

Person 1: "Did you know that vaccines cause autism?"
Person 2: "Drater yako."

by mercuriobenx May 20, 2019