doof

An overly hairy child of the mid-eastern decent that is obsessed with the way he/she looks, who is constantly acting like a retard.

Jon Rabbani is such a doof

by Lechon Enhorario November 21, 2006

Que sera, sera doodie

The dog turd that cannot be bagged because you either ran out of bags or forgot them or just don't care.

After proudly making his pile on the sidewalk for all to see, Wylie watched me scowl as I clutched and pulled at each empty pocket, realizing that we would have to skip away quickly, casually whistling the theme to another Que sera, sera doodie

by Joseph Master of Wylie December 18, 2008

doobie

a dirty mistress of the mind.

kid 1:hello lover.do you wanna engage in meaningful "mind sex"?
kid 2:nope.
kid 1:wtf?!
kid 2:you are not my lover anymore.
kid 1:well then who is???? you fucking cunt!
kid 2:my doobie.
kid 1:WTF?!
kid 2:yes. it pleasures my mind in more ways than you can possibly fathom.

by megan[KYR//FTP] July 10, 2007

doobie

very small dick,doob,little swonse

"dam chris put your doob away your scaring the neighbors""u got a small doobie kidd!

by jackmehoff September 25, 2004

doobie

a dirty joint aka a joint laced with something typically cocaine

guy 1: you got the coke?
guy 2: you got the weed?
guy 1: yeah, i got it.
guy 2: well then, let's roll a doobie.

by alice k. August 30, 2005

doobie

do me a doobie, dont be a dont-be

Im going to go home, sit on my couch and smoke a big, fat doobie.

by nuclearpenguin June 4, 2003

doobie

in new zealand it means a condom

better use a condom, dont want hiv

by soadkicksass July 29, 2004