disasterbate

To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.

- OMFG! He disasterbated himself!
- One time, at band camp, I disasterbated so hard that...

by Blandon Heat May 30, 2004

disappoint

To remove a person or thing from a previously bestowed appointment, entitlement, status, or position.

When Darci wasted part of an iTunes gift card on a crappy download recommendation from Mark, she had to threaten to disappoint him from his official position as "best music recommender friend ever."

by thekidcomesback July 14, 2011

master blaster of disaster

a huge injection of drugs that a person shouldnt have probably attempted in the first place

he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.

by Guy Williams July 27, 2006

disability

Apparently still fair game as the butt for humor according to many UrbanDictionary daffynitions, as well as popular culture in general.

At least as recently as 2000, movie-makers created an entire comedy around the concept of a disability by producing Me, Myself & Irene.

Duh-weebs in the cinema industry rewarded them by showing it on their screens.

More duh-weebs rewarded both the movie-makers and the cinemas by paying to see it, and a couple of the more hard-core cases actually enjoyed watching it.

by Downstrike October 5, 2004

disappointment

The act of disappointing, performed constantly by a certain idividual from darwin who goes by the stage name DFD.

once again the disappointment disappoints
holy shit, is DFD playing this game?

by chef March 19, 2003

disallusion

1.) If one believed or believes that something was or is an allusion when in fact it was or is not.
2.) If one dissed someone else’s allusion. E.G. "That allusion sucked!"
3.) If an allusion is used to make fun of someone with or without malicious intent.

"You're like those people in Plato's Allegory of the cave, you fucking troglodyte!"

by tonk... April 4, 2003

DiSano

(noun) a very, very large object; (verb) to decimate by excessive consumption

(noun) "Jesus, that black hole is a real DiSano!"

(verb) "That guy really DiSanoed the buffet!"

by miketardif February 25, 2005