Skip to main content

Bugeja Disease

Long pain death caused by Infection.

Easily spread threw sexual contact or blood transfusion. Starts off by low Iron in blood then constant dehydration. After a few weeks eyes begin to feel dry and then bleed. Skin constantly itchy to point you scratch off your flesh. Finger nails then fall off. You feel constant chest pains due to heart beat slowing down to 30% of normal speed. Your teeth soften and fall out in your sleep and can cause you to swallow them.

Finally your heart speeds up bursting and you will bleed out internally.

Cure- Not Yet Available
Sarah just gave me Bugeja Disease
by U.N.A.A. March 18, 2021
mugGet the Bugeja Disease mug.

Tar Disease

A fictional disease in where the subject bottles up negative emotions for too long, causing the subject's eyes and mouth to fill up with a tar-like substance until they either suffocate or tell someone their feelings.
The Tar Disease was dangerous, she knew that, but even as she tried to reject the sticky fluids filling up her throat, she knew she couldn't release her feelings for everyone to see.

He wiped the tar dripping from his eyes as his vision clouded.
by KobaChan May 11, 2021
mugGet the Tar Disease mug.

amogus disease

makes you kill yourself
amogus disease is very common in people who play amogus
by xDURBYx May 12, 2021
mugGet the amogus disease mug.

Tihms Disease

Having to constantly urinate every 15 minutes due to a combination of over-hydration and a small “baby-bladder”.
Can we stop at this place really quick? I have to pee….again….thanks Tihms Disease!
by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021
mugGet the Tihms Disease mug.

The Gentleman's Disease

A more elegant way of saying autism
My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease
by MrAvacadoMan August 16, 2023
mugGet the The Gentleman's Disease mug.

Dak’s Disease

A quarterback who plays well in the regular season but cannot win in the playoffs.
I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease
by Thekling September 8, 2023
mugGet the Dak’s Disease mug.

Karen’s Disease

Noun: Being a complete illogical bitch who thinks the world owes her privilege for existing. Can be shortened into being a Karen.
That bitch must have Karen’s Disease. She just threatened to call the cops on that one year old for shitting in their diaper
by Gargatron November 30, 2021
mugGet the Karen’s Disease mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email