When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.
Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks
by rpetersen May 29, 2019
Get the Zoink diseasemug. by anal vibrations August 25, 2010
Get the Jackett Diseasemug. Long pain death caused by Infection.
Easily spread threw sexual contact or blood transfusion. Starts off by low Iron in blood then constant dehydration. After a few weeks eyes begin to feel dry and then bleed. Skin constantly itchy to point you scratch off your flesh. Finger nails then fall off. You feel constant chest pains due to heart beat slowing down to 30% of normal speed. Your teeth soften and fall out in your sleep and can cause you to swallow them.
Finally your heart speeds up bursting and you will bleed out internally.
Cure- Not Yet Available
Easily spread threw sexual contact or blood transfusion. Starts off by low Iron in blood then constant dehydration. After a few weeks eyes begin to feel dry and then bleed. Skin constantly itchy to point you scratch off your flesh. Finger nails then fall off. You feel constant chest pains due to heart beat slowing down to 30% of normal speed. Your teeth soften and fall out in your sleep and can cause you to swallow them.
Finally your heart speeds up bursting and you will bleed out internally.
Cure- Not Yet Available
by U.N.A.A. March 18, 2021
Get the Bugeja Diseasemug. Newington Disease is a common thing when boys start attending Newington College in Stanmore. It's when boys begin to become stuck up and rude to everyone around them. They feel entitled to attack minorities and just all of a sudden think they're better than you.
Hey, remember *insert name of boy from Newington*
Yeah, I do but I heard he got Newington Disease
Woah, that's worse than covid!
Yeah, I do but I heard he got Newington Disease
Woah, that's worse than covid!
by PillowPetUnicorn February 20, 2022
Get the Newington Diseasemug. The uncontrollable urge to "DO MORE".
Man, Birdsnake has been working so hard... I think he has Neistats Disease.
The millennial population suffers from Neistats.
I'm a baller/hustler/boss I got the Neistats! I never stop, I can't stop, I won't stop!
The millennial population suffers from Neistats.
I'm a baller/hustler/boss I got the Neistats! I never stop, I can't stop, I won't stop!
by IamAmandaBrown April 19, 2018
Get the Neistats Diseasemug. She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.
by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013
Get the Dolphin diseasemug. by YAAAYEEET April 8, 2020
Get the Gabe Diseasemug.