Cramptraction

a wave of pain through uterus from a period cramp; lasts 30-60 sec

Oh my, this cramptraction is so painful!

by rebaforever96 June 25, 2019

Crumpy

The feeling you have when waking up on a Monday and it's raining

i woke up feeling super crumpy today, the rain isn't stopping and I need to go to work.

by 14752ewsdc October 2, 2019

Crumpet crippler

The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.

Steve, I’m horny. Give me a crumpet crippler.

by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019

Crump

To bust some ass

“I’m about to crump it up!”

by BDougie November 20, 2019

Crumpet

The art of falling asleep when you have a obligation, like to do a destiny 2 raid or schoolwork

Hey man I totally just pulled a crumpet in my statistics class

by liTTLEMAN545 November 21, 2019

Crump

A truck driver.

Strongly dislikes people who don’t know what a tag axle is. Does not like driving ambulances. Sub par golfer, but great at driving. Loves Dr. Peppers and tag axles.

“Hey what am I on today?”
“You’re driving truck crump”

by BigDBandittt November 28, 2019

Crumpet

1)Sammyd
2) a person of little or no practical importance

That dumb fucking crumpet

by ThomasM65 December 31, 2019