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Cramptraction

a wave of pain through uterus from a period cramp; lasts 30-60 sec
Oh my, this cramptraction is so painful!
by rebaforever96 June 25, 2019
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Crumpy

The feeling you have when waking up on a Monday and it's raining
i woke up feeling super crumpy today, the rain isn't stopping and I need to go to work.
by 14752ewsdc October 2, 2019
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Crumpet crippler

The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.
Steve, I’m horny. Give me a crumpet crippler.
by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019
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Crump

I’m about to crump it up!”
by BDougie November 20, 2019
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Crumpet

The art of falling asleep when you have a obligation, like to do a destiny 2 raid or schoolwork
Hey man I totally just pulled a crumpet in my statistics class
by liTTLEMAN545 November 21, 2019
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Crump

A truck driver.

Strongly dislikes people who don’t know what a tag axle is. Does not like driving ambulances. Sub par golfer, but great at driving. Loves Dr. Peppers and tag axles.
“Hey what am I on today?”
“You’re driving truck crump”
by BigDBandittt November 28, 2019
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Crumpet

1)Sammyd
2) a person of little or no practical importance
That dumb fucking crumpet
by ThomasM65 December 31, 2019
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