crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).

Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.

by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022

Crooked Dick

A cop or policeman who is crooked, on the take, bought off.

He's a crooked Dick.

by Wiseone57 May 6, 2022

Croots Salad

A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.

Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.

"he is a croots salad"

by Urduja Lansaguin June 9, 2022

Crook

Wild, amazing, bizarre, wonderous

The future is crook (as stated by young James LeBron in a crypto commercial)

by jay parker November 26, 2022

Chooks

A fat monkey ape, that typically resides in Welwyn Garden, it used to be called Welwyn Garden City but the chooks ate the City. The chooks loves gorging on bananas whilst sitting ion the bench for rugby. Everyone loves a chooks even though it always asks for your food at inappropriate times. Rumour has it that during a funeral Chooks wiped out a subway, a can of pringles and a dominoes pizza and started eating.

He is so chunky and fat, he's such a chooks

by SamJacobs27 December 8, 2022

Crook

Spelled as it is pronounced "Crook" a guy that is very handsome he will murder for money.

All Crooks dislike Femboys and are the loyal associates of the Catholic church.

The pope- Crook kill the femboy

Crook- Will be done Father

by Hansihans December 9, 2022

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023