Snow-cocked

The act of having a penis made out of snow placed on one's possession. Often done by those with homo-erotic tendencies.

Person 1: Dude, someone made a penis made out of snow on your car!
Person 2: Ya, I totally got snow-cocked.

by bones86 December 19, 2010

Vege Cooker

The act of giving someone a big swing to the side of the back of their head, not killing them but making them a vegetable for eternity.

Connor gave Max a Vege Cooker and now he needs a wheelchair.

by Jesatan October 5, 2016

Get cookied

A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"

Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*

by I like cookiessssssssss June 9, 2019

Cashew Cooker

Someone who puts hot water in their mouth and sucks on a limp dick

Shut the fuck up, cashew cooker!

by Tax Evader January 18, 2020

Seth Cooke

A kid that is always hovering around, doesn’t leave you alone and constantly smells like he lives in a jungle or lives with a pack of dogs. Can be friendly at most times but annoying at other times, he’s a hardcore gamer tha5 is the type of kid who plays minecraft or terraria.

“Oh hey.... it’s..... Seth Cooke.......”

by TeenPregnancy_HotPie_69 October 18, 2019

Getting cocked

When I woman is dreaming she’s getting fucked really good by someone other than her boyfriend

(Clint) hey baby Why were you were moaning in your sleep.

(Johnnie) oh baby I was dreaming I was getting cocked by that hot guy I met at the gym.

by Kennclie April 16, 2020

hot dog cooker

the vagina

one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.

she gave john five minutes of peace with her hot dog cooker !
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,

by michael foolsley June 11, 2022