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Any person who creates some form of content for the Internet, from movies to music to writing, and then refuses to stop gloating about and obsessing over their own creation. This usually occurs on their personal blogs, but has been known to spread throughout emails, instant messages, and newsgroups. For more information, also see BMO.
Any person who creates some form of content for the Internet, from movies to music to writing, and then refuses to stop gloating about and obsessing over their own creation. This usually occurs on their personal blogs, but has been known to spread throughout emails, instant messages, and newsgroups. For more information, also see BMO.
Person #1: (IM sent to 500 people) "Hey everybody! Come check out the most awesome, hilarious, original Flash game pitting George Bush against Osama Bin Laden! I made it, and it's been played 583,392,881 times in the last 10 minutes! Includes special guest appearances by Britney Spears and Michael Jackson, who show up to make topical jokes which rival abandoned Jay Leno monologues! Be sure to click on the links which appear in my awesome popup windows offering you chances to win free iPods and Eddie Bauer colostomy bags! This Flash game I made has been ranked #1 on Newgrounds, narrowly edging out 'Butt Quest 8' and 'The Mystery of Fart Mountain.' It's the funniest thing you'll ever see! Tell your friends about it! Tell your family! Oh god I'm lonely!"
by granada April 14, 2005
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An annoying old bipolar troll who talks about sex constantly,needs constant attention and insults people half her age for no reason. Pronounced CONtent chick.
"Why is she trolling people on a message board for people half her age and then offering graphic sexual advice? She thinks she's interesting, but she's just a content chick."
by contentchick666 January 17, 2008
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Me:want to go to a party
Colene:I am going to go so I can FUCK SOME BOYS .
Me:I forgot I actually have plans
Colene:ok I will FUCK SOME BOYS by myself.
Colene:I am going to go so I can FUCK SOME BOYS .
Me:I forgot I actually have plans
Colene:ok I will FUCK SOME BOYS by myself.
by Blood_is what I am April 15, 2019
Get the Colene mug.The most stupidest person at CIS. He belives he is some "star person". Quite retarted and belivs that he sould grow a unibrow because of something in the future. He belives that when you call him a pansy, that it is a compliment. Everyone including me hates him.
My friends and I were joking around and Lizzie goes up to Colton and goes, "Would you go out with I.K.?"
and he replies, "Over my dead festering DINASAUR body." Wierd, eh?
My friends and I were joking around and Lizzie goes up to Colton and goes, "Would you go out with I.K.?"
and he replies, "Over my dead festering DINASAUR body." Wierd, eh?
by I.K. April 12, 2005
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by leejrehs November 10, 2010
Get the colter helmet mug.The littlest of the Colton's (though not the shortest). A little annoying sometimes but also entertaining as well (not in that way...I don't go that way u sick minded freak) Anyway, takes boats from lakes with family members help. Hangs out in his room alot. Not really sure what goes on in there...
Pepsi, Christian, Wolf, stop by my house sometime, I'll show you all my kinky side... what, don't write with that, no thats not a pencil that's mine, HEY! stop laughin! "sniffle"
by Maybe me, maybe not.... February 20, 2005
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