catholic corkscrew

During intercourse, the man gradually inserts a rosary bead necklace into their partner's ass or vagina. For more pleasure, begin saying the rosary or reciting a prayer while doing so, as the power of Christ increases sexual energy.

Guy 1: You ever fuck a Catholic girl?

Guy 2: No, I'm an atheist

Guy 1: Wel I met this Catholic girl outside the diner last night. Halfway through, she pulls out a rosary necklace and asks me if I've ever done the Catholic Corkscrew.

Guy 2: Well, how was it?

Guy 1: It was awesome! I never knew the Power of Christ felt so good!

by ThePartyDeer June 4, 2018

catholic shoulder rub

This is the usual method used by Catholic Priests when seducing choir boys

"I heard George got a Catholic Shoulder Rub yesterday from Father Mathews"
"I always knew that father he was a creep"

by Bobshnwinkle October 23, 2019

Catholic whore fish

A woman (or man) who drinks like a fish, this wild and untamed creature can be found in close proximity to her boyfriend, who she will guard fiercely to the death from other fish. This fish is extremely territorial and will not hesitate to sling daddy’s little piss monster out of her sleeve like a rabid chihuahua.

This catholic whore fish just ripped Cindy apart for smacking her boyfriends ass, and worst of all she punched through cindys chest, ripped her heart out and yelled, “FOR THE GLORY OF ROME” at the top of her lungs. Typical catholic whore fish.

by Albys June 27, 2021

St Joseph Catholic school

A school full of hoes who end up getting beaten up by the mean girls, the teachers are mean and end up getting kids in trouble for no reason, they often like to let it be okay if someone is harassing someone. 7th graders are the worst! They think there so cool but there actually stupid dumb bitches. 8th grade is okay, there’s lot a ugly, weird people. Now 6th grade is where it gets serious. So many fights happen in a week. Kids get suspended left and right. They don’t get expelled because they say there good but there not. Most of them lost their virginity before you would think. They act catholic but their not.

Don’t sign your kid up for St Joseph Catholic School

by Littlegirl1234566 January 24, 2020

De La Salle North Catholic

the worst mf school youll ever go to smh my head. but straight up if u go here ur a real g for surviging it

yo you go to De La Salle North Catholic? brooo fuck your dumbass uniforms

by arsonbabe December 8, 2020

catholic conformist republican spinkick Mccain

The most awesome move to do in the pit

i just saw John Mccain windmilling at the anal cunt concert and i responded by throwing him a catholic conformist republican spinkick mccain to show my appreciation to such a pioneering deathcore contributor

by sean reinert November 23, 2010

catholicism

A sect of Christianity based on the teachings of Cathol.

That man Cathol, was a role model for the popes, as you can tell by their gluttenous behavior.

by Drafone January 20, 2005