carpet cleaner

when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs

yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night

by Karab okama December 12, 2020

carpetpalmtree

a poggers streamer named carpet that also has a twitter account

Person 1: Hey have you heard of carpetpalmtree?
Person 2: Yeah, isn't that the bingus fan?

by Carpetpalmtreefan72 February 25, 2021

Carpet

Choleric
Arrogant
Racist
Pervert
Egoistic
Toxic

Joe: "Dude, Daniel is such a carpet!
Steven: "Yeah, right man!"

by SlaviaRoznic1211 January 23, 2021

carpetshot

noun. A person, typically males of the Ken variety but of any background, that whines so much that you wish they had been just ejaculated onto carpet rather than into their mothers.

Person A: "That guy over there has been whining since we got here."
Person B: "Too bad his dad didn't pull out. We'd of been better off if that megadouche was just a carpetshot."

by Zyvis X May 27, 2021

carpet slut

when you dog aggressively rubs it’s tiddies all over the carpet

Archie stop being such a carpet slut!

by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021

Carpet Gum

Hairy ballsack

Fuck dude i was taking a piss and zipped my carpet gum in my fly.

by Terrypenus August 20, 2021

capetownboy

Capetownboy is a fairly well know South African Rapper/Artist based in Cape Town, well known for his diversity in music as well as his looks.

Have you heard Capetownboy’s new song?

by Edgy Girl November 23, 2021