roast beef curtain

when a woman has long,floppy pussy lips

Holy shit, did you see that roast beef curtain?

by B514 December 7, 2006

curtain-jerk

In wrestling, this is the term for the match that goes in-between two big storyline enders, to calm the crowd down. Also referred to as a buzzkill match.

Randy Orton vs. Mick Foley
Hurricane & Rosey vs. La Resistance <--
HBK vs. Triple H vs. Chris Benoit

by CM Oreo May 27, 2004

One sided beef curtain

A pussy that has one larger lip that folds over neatly , almost like a trap door

"Mike's ex-wife has a one sided beef curtain!!!"

by rancidcolon August 26, 2011

Curtain

Something to wipe your cock on after sex.

Ahhhhh! That was fucking great! Pass me the curtain. Oh and you could use it too - you got giz on your face.

by EltonHurrell September 4, 2008

Beef Curtain

A snowboarding grab in which the rider grabs heel edge with both hands in between the bindings while in the air. Same as two roast beefs.

Dude that Beef Curtain was so tight!

by madhatter951 August 17, 2012

Zion curtain

The part of the western USA where the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is most prevalent, especially the states of Utah, Idaho and Wyoming. Taken from the term "Iron Curtain" coined by Winston Church to describe the formerly communist Eastern European nations.

Though it's deep behind the Zion Curtain, Salt Lake City is a relatively progressive city.

by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

curtain crawler

A young child that is at the age of walking. It comes from using curtains to hold on to. The age can extend beyond the learning stage.

"Daddy's little girl took her first step today."

"So now you're my little curtain crawler."

by cryinmybeer September 7, 2009