Definitions by rancidcolon

One sided beef curtain 

A pussy that has one larger lip that folds over neatly , almost like a trap door

"Mike's ex-wife has a one sided beef curtain!!!"

One sided beef curtain by rancidcolon August 26, 2011

Sausage and Peppers ass 

The left over poop that leaks out of your ass and builds up into a gooey residue, almost like the juice from a sausage and peppers sandwich at the fair

"That was a rough shit! I'm gonna have sausage and peppers ass for sure now!!!"

Sausage and Peppers ass by rancidcolon August 26, 2011