“oi cunt if we’re going on a maccas run d’ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nuh?”
by Peroxium November 23, 2015
Get the cuntmug. What you use to describe a female when you want to embody a mass of derogatory words to portray her incredibly wretched essence. This word should be used in extreme circumstances when a female encompasses a large array of undesirable qualities that are usually by her choice.
Typical characteristics:
1. Is a bitch just for pure sport. Not needing any provocation to warrant being a bitch.
2. Often sexually promiscuous without respect for herself or anyone else involved. (i.e. slutty)
3. Sarcastic and sneering sense of humor that is usually only funny to her. (not to be confused with witty sarcasm that is actually funny).
Typical characteristics:
1. Is a bitch just for pure sport. Not needing any provocation to warrant being a bitch.
2. Often sexually promiscuous without respect for herself or anyone else involved. (i.e. slutty)
3. Sarcastic and sneering sense of humor that is usually only funny to her. (not to be confused with witty sarcasm that is actually funny).
by LRomein June 30, 2011
Get the Cuntmug. A sterling Anglo- Saxon word representing but not actually denoting the female genitalia or pudenda. Rather, it pertains to a certain human being, male or female, of your acquaintance, for whom, by their regular and peculiar transgressions against your own perceived notions of humanity and decency, leads one to refer to them as a 'Cunt'. That being said, every birthday, I am assailed with the familiar refrain 'Happy Birthday, you terrible cunt', as of course I am exempt from the above definition, which simply refers to 'Cunt', cf Jeremy Clarkson if you're British, or American, Colonel Tom Parker (if you're an Elvis fan). I am, it seems, just a cunt, not like a real fucking copper bottomed, ocean going cunt of the first order like Clarkson. AA Gill is also a simple 'Cunt' but not a benighted cunt, as he's mates with Joan Collins but I took issue with him slighting the Welsh , cf 'Little Trolls'. However, he used to be an alkie and dyslexic to boot (forgiveness there, I'm not Californian -raisin diet, raisin sized brain and all that), so on balance, people, he is a mere 'Cunt', as am I, except on those special occasions when annually,it seems I am elevated to being a terrible cunt and receive a terrible, semi jocular birthday card, that has without a shadow of a doubt been written by some cunt somewhere, probably in China, or New York, which is a place so full of cunts that they don't know what one is anymore.
by oharthur February 16, 2015
Get the Cuntmug. by eZsquirT July 27, 2019
Get the Cuntmug. 
1) A vagina
2) Derogatory word for women (used interchangeably with dick)
3) A blue collar greeting or verbiage among friends similar to "bub"
2) Derogatory word for women (used interchangeably with dick)
3) A blue collar greeting or verbiage among friends similar to "bub"
1) Damn my cunt's sore as a mother****!
2) Damn! don't be such a cunt about it! (Don't be such a dick!)
3) What's up ya daft cunt?
2) Damn! don't be such a cunt about it! (Don't be such a dick!)
3) What's up ya daft cunt?
by Maggot216 December 25, 2016
Get the cuntmug. by Mrs Manners July 14, 2015
Get the Cuntmug.