t'commandments

I. If the word 'tea' or the letter 'T' is spoken the speaker must brew a single cup for each wishingle recipient.

II. The speaker must be wholly in the front room or kitchen of the property.

III. Once a tea making quest has begun, the next quest cannot be undertaken until the first round of tea has been delivered.

IV. Only humans present in the room can request a cup once the offence has been committed.

V. Gaps in the rules are resolved in a manner which produces the most tea.

t'commandments violations;

Aidan 'Where have you been today Craig?'
Craig 'O.T.C'
Aidan 'Go on then'

Holt 'Whats the ideal gas equation?'
Flint 'PV=nRT'
Holt 'Yes please'

Craig 'Im so battered cod I could kill for a cup of tea, oh shit...'
Uncaring housemates 'Eye, I fancy one at that'

by cawdor January 15, 2010

Goblin Commander

A decent strategy game where you assume the roll of Grommel, the leader of the Stonkrusher Goblin Clan, whoes master ends up getting shot by an archer from the Hellfire Goblin Clan. For Microsoft XBox, Sony Playstation 2, and Nintendo Gamecube.

The one thing that is not good about Goblin Commander is that the language of the Goblins is not translated into the language of the country the copy is sent to.

by Light Joker May 21, 2004

Mando Commando

In some specialty schools in the U.S. military the students have their regular class hours and need to supplement that with extra study hours. The amount needed can vary from 10 to 35. 35 extra study hours per week is the maximum that can be mandated, so it sometimes is referred to as "Mando Commando".

It's the last week of classes before the "comp" (final exam). Everyone in our class unit is on Mando Commando hours for the week.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009

Going Commando

Not wearing underwear.

Not all young children urinating themselves are going commando.

by Turo Fernandez September 26, 2018

The Clit Commander

has funny definitions on here

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

commando pant sag

Doing a pant sag or G-Sag without underwear and unshaved so they can see how manly you are by how much hair you have (if you do this your a real man)

All the ladies are blushing cuz im doing da commando pant sag im pretty sure im going to jail for indecent exposure but it was worth it bro

by beatmeater3000 July 14, 2021

tank commander

when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time

hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife

by Doug W. February 11, 2008