cause im cool like that

whenever you do something dumb on accident and everybody asks why you did that just say "cause im cool like that"

txt message abbreviation: ciclt

"Sir, why did you slap the governor in the face?"
Answer:cause im cool like that
Response: Wow you are the coolest kid

by davidbrownfromsd January 14, 2009

chain of causation

Legal term used to describe a situation in which a person who seems to be entirely at fault for an event that is punishable by sizable fine and/or jailtime can prove that it was not his or herfault.
Also, whiny, non-responsibility-taking, foolish, last-ditch effort to defer blame.

"The devil made me do it." AND
"I only hit you because you're a whore."

by amc December 1, 2004

Santa Clause

Santa Clause: A big fat man, leaving gifts for little children (What do you think he's hoping to get in return?), that doesn't sound creepy, just wait, "Santa" get little children to sit on his lap, "little people" make his "toys"...

Santa Clause = Pedophile

by Cody Rogers September 7, 2008

Clausology

B.A.; M.A. Degree. The field of study in school one may take on how one may become Santa Claus.

Due to his partiality towards Christmas spirit, Kristopher decided to major in Clausology

by PhilipMcCain November 20, 2012

claustoephobia

When you're feet/toes have a fear of being in enclosed spaces (i.e. closed-toed shoes).

Man: "Brah, I've been living on the Big Island so long, my feet get claustoephobia, when I'm not wearing my zories!"

by MT Hammer November 8, 2014

clausiu

a boy from Costinesti romania (beach boy) so chill and funny and who pays for tequila shots in rock and roll clubs.very chill🤙🏻

neighbour: “Get off my lawn you bastard!!!”
Clausiu: “🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻“
neighbour: “Oh sorry Clausiu, i didn’t know you are so chill.”

by sjziwnsbt September 12, 2022

Clauseacumaphobia

The irrational fear of Santa cumming on your face

Person 1: Why is he walking away from the mall Santa?
Person 2: Oh, he has Clauseacumaphobia, and Santa is looking relatively hot and bothered tonight.

by BitchBoi2000 March 29, 2023