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triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich 

For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!
Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!
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texas chili dog 

When you take a runny chunky shitty diarrhetic shit on a girls chest, then titty fuck her.
I gave Wanda a texas chili dog then she realized how much of a dirty slut she was.

Prosperous Chili

A fabrication or lie created for the purposes of creating false excitement or fervor.
"I got a leaked version of the new Guns 'N' Roses CD!"

"Dude, you're not feeding me a bowl of prosperous chili, are you?"
Prosperous Chili by Topher Tesla February 27, 2009

chernobyl chili dog 

Refer to Chicago Chili Dog for basic instructions. After ingesting the following list: 1 gallon jar of pickled habanero peppers, 1 fifth of fireball whiskey, and one cup of blended sriracha and cinnamon oil. After up 4 hours after injection proceed to perform the basic steps of a Chicago chili dog ( deficate between your lovers bosoms and proceed to use the defication as lubrication to make love to her tits.
The Chernobyl chili dog left blisters on my soul mates tits, my dick, and my dirt starfish last night!

lawn chili 

The vomit that is frequently found in the front yards, bushes, and driveways of homes close to popular bars, nightclubs, and frat houses. Most often discovered in the morning hours and weekends.
"Ah, Margaret! There's another batch of lawn chili in the front yard again! Those damn kids!"
lawn chili by ideaman December 6, 2013

Gooch Chili

Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.
Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.
Gooch Chili by SpanktheMonky March 2, 2014

Swedish Chili Dog 

When a man shits on a woman’s breasts and titty fucks her.
Ronda was begging for a Swedish chili dog so I loaded up on Taco Bell, sprayed some trouser chili on her chest and titty fucked that bitch.