Definitions by SpanktheMonky

Bathroom Bro

Your bathroom bro is someone you meet inside a public restroom, usually one of the two of you needs something the other has.

Dude: my toilet stall was out of paper, but my bathroom bro in the next door stall tossed his under.

Bathroom Bro by SpanktheMonky June 24, 2017

Rule 59 

Nobody does it better than Gaston. No exceptions.

Guy 1: I don't think anyone can make better spaghetti than I do.
Guy 2: Rule 59.

Rule 59 by SpanktheMonky April 11, 2017

Manterrupting 

One of many sexist "man-" words feminists use to discredit anything a male says or does.

Feminist: Women still only make 73% percent of what-
Man: Let me stop you right there, I'm leaving
Feminist: OH MY GOD STOP MANTERRUPTING ME YOU SHITLORD??? WOMEN SHOULD NEVER BE INTERRUPTED.

Manterrupting by SpanktheMonky October 1, 2016

Gooch Chili

Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.

Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.

Gooch Chili by SpanktheMonky March 2, 2014