Mountain Man Breakfast

When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.

These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.

by JohnCaleLovesYou October 16, 2021

Hot boy breakfast

Eating a massive, unhealthy breakfast on your day off. Typically while wearing minimal clothing.

“Sorry, but I can’t go to church with you. I’m having my hot boy breakfast”

by Jangalangalang December 26, 2022

Fat Nerd Eating Breakfast

people named “Finn Murphy” can be called a “Fat Nerd Eating Breakfast”

fid you see that queer finn today? he was such a fat nerd eating breakfast

by dance.groom3 April 4, 2023

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

Blackfast

The act of two black people engaging in sexual activity for breakfast.

Past Tense: "They blackfasted every morning."
Present Tense: "Let's enjoy some blackfast!"
Future Tense: "I wanna blackfast you tomorrow morning."

Jawid: "It's a verb and an adjective!"

by I Asura U Die September 23, 2013

Brektfast

Attempting to make simple breakfast foods while completely intoxicated.

Riley stumbled into the kitchen smelling like a brewery to make an egg sammich for his brektfast.

by MrMcFlaffles January 5, 2018

Monkey's Breakfeast

When the man inserts a banana in the woman's vagina and eats the banana while performing oral sex. It got popular after a couple in New York told thier friends and the girl said it felt amazing.

Last night we did the Monkey's Breakfeast, it was amazing!

by tikihead January 19, 2010