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Leg Boner

A leg boner occurs either in the dead of the night or at random times during the day where either you are sleeping or just sitting criss cross In the floor where the back of your thigh catches a cramp thus having to spring your leg up into the air to stretch it out.
Ahhhhhh fu.... LEG BONER!!”
by D'Rack2Times November 12, 2017
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Boner's bonus

If your tongue does a good job with her bean,boom! Instant boner's bonus all over your face!
by Mr. AvocadoMan June 17, 2020
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Boner Stoked

So stoked that you have a boner.
"Dude I landed that hill flip I've been working on I'm so boner stoked!" "I'm boner stoked about bombing this parking garage it looks like some gnarly speed!!!!" "Why are you so boner stoked?"
by Black Colby January 15, 2014
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Writer's Boner

n.
A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.

n.
contrary to a Writer's Block.

n.
also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.
Guy1: I woke up this morning with the weirdest urge to write my ass off... :|

Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!

Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!
by thecrazydragon March 13, 2011
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stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty
"come over babe i've got stoner boner
by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019
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Boner Wizard

A Boner wizard is a wizard of boners. Using their boner powers they can instantly create the ultimate boner to not only themselves but anyone they wish. Completely useless on women but fine on hermaphrodites, of course.
"You're a Boner Wizard, Harry."
"A what?"
"A Boner Wizard."
by Vincen Darkstar December 29, 2014
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bologna boner

When an uncircumcised penis becomes erect and the foreskin doesnt retract leaving the tip of the penis covered in what looks like meat or in this case Bologna.
Tina: So did you see his cock get hard?
Liz: Yes, but it was more of a bologna boner.
Tina: Ew.
by xxxpageagain August 19, 2013
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