by MC Flunk October 17, 2008
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by branden areia February 11, 2009
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"I just received an Ultimate Blumpkin. By the way, did you hear about the "big trade involving your hometown team"?"
by Blumpking777 December 9, 2008
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Get the Blumpkin mug.Commonly confused with the original blumpkin, the reverse blumpkin takes the users sexual experience to an entirely different level. While the original blumpkin contains oral sex while the lucky partner releases their bowels or "poops", the reverse blumpkin is simply reversed. In this wild and exhilarating sexual act, one partner (preferably the male) urinates into the toilet while standing as the other partner endulges in an anus sandwich, eating/licking their lover's butthole. Also, for added pleasure, bearded individuals provide an added arrousal eating the anus with a large beard. This naturally hair growth will reenact that special spark in any marriage that many seek to revive.
"If your mothers like giving reverse blumpkins, i would very much rather to have her email address."
by A M S O C B(KB) J B August 13, 2009
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