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Blumpkin

The act of defecating while receiving a blow job.
Blumpkin Haiku:

Stinky poo, deep throat\
Get on your knees now baby\
Man, I love bumpkins\
by MC Flunk October 17, 2008
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chipotle blumpkin

to receive a blumpkin after the receipient ate a meal at the popular chipotle mexican restaurant.
jake just got a freaky bitch to give him a chipotle blumpkin. needless to say, it gave the BJ a whole new meaning.
by TYLER PRUITT November 27, 2006
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blumpkin

a blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob when he is taking a shit.
blumpkin
by branden areia February 11, 2009
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ultimate blumpkin

The Ultimate Blumpkin is to receive fellatio whilst depositing feces in the lavatory, AND reading the Sports Page. Thus creating the ultimate male experience.
"I just received an Ultimate Blumpkin. By the way, did you hear about the "big trade involving your hometown team"?"
by Blumpking777 December 9, 2008
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Blumpkin

the act of giving a blowjob to someone while he is taking a shit
Holly gave kyle a blumpkin in her bathroom.
by Smoochy da Ryno January 14, 2009
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Reverse Blumpkin

Commonly confused with the original blumpkin, the reverse blumpkin takes the users sexual experience to an entirely different level. While the original blumpkin contains oral sex while the lucky partner releases their bowels or "poops", the reverse blumpkin is simply reversed. In this wild and exhilarating sexual act, one partner (preferably the male) urinates into the toilet while standing as the other partner endulges in an anus sandwich, eating/licking their lover's butthole. Also, for added pleasure, bearded individuals provide an added arrousal eating the anus with a large beard. This naturally hair growth will reenact that special spark in any marriage that many seek to revive.
"If your mothers like giving reverse blumpkins, i would very much rather to have her email address."
by A M S O C B(KB) J B August 13, 2009
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