alberth

the umpalumpa kid no one likes, also he has a very smal penis

isnt that alberth?

yeah i hate him so much!

by the asians class May 29, 2009

Albaraa

Albaraa is the fattest and most g zift al teen. If you see him he will ask to see your shooly.

You're almost as g as albaraa(that's an insult).

by AWAWAWAWAWWAAWAW April 8, 2020

albatroaz

being stabbed to the mouth

he got albatroazed

by Billen met een D November 5, 2014

Albertan

Racist assholes with the highest sense of entitlement you could imagine

"I think it's absolutely intolerant of them to tell us how to change our lives and our people. She should go back to her country and try to make her country better."
J.B.(Albertan) after defacing a portrait of Greta Thunberg.

by Never_too_late October 22, 2019

Alberto

An alberto is a poo-ho, a very undesirable woman. This word references Alberto Pojols (pronounced Alberto Poohos)

Origin:
Poo- fecal waste
Ho- a prostitute

Usage: often used by a friend to stealthily alert one that he is flirting with a poo-ho

A man is talking to a very unattractive woman at a party, and his friend walks up to him, saying, "Alberto is on the phone for you. Let it ring."

by Poobamaster December 4, 2007

albatross

four strikes in row whilst bowling.

Dude!! You bowled an albatross!

by masterblasterbator April 3, 2010

provost alberta

gayest place on earth, has the greasiest men ever and its overpopulated with people who resemble Columbine school shooters. Also known for the town of underage sex and child abuse. Before you visit, make sure that you get all your medical shots.

"Have you ever heard of Provost Alberta?"

"Yeah man, I got six teenagers pregnant and got sent to jail for the first time for threatening to hang myself in the school bathroom."

by holefuck969 July 13, 2017