AKSHAT

simps for this gurl named varsha. Is a congress captain, but almost lost that too. Sometimes, he fucks up. BAD. but then hes nice sometimes. like telling sevvies that they can be captain after he leaves. Hes also a monkey. But a good monkey. Usually can be found simping and being a monkey with rishabh and ayaan. If you have one of these in ur life, ur life is ngl, kinda slaying. good job

Omg, it AKSHAT, hes such a monkey
Akshats a nice monkey, tho.

by slayalot November 4, 2022

Akshat Pandey

Akshat Pandey is this cute, adorable, endearing, mood-uplifting boy who is a joy to be around. He makes any situation lighter and easier to be in. He gets lazy with exam preparation at times and yet, is one of the brightest students one can know! He has an infectious laugh that has been shown to lower blood pressure by at least 20mmHg!!

He doesn't eat his vegetables though but loves his daal bhaathu!!!

He fights a lot with his elder brother, but loves him a lot too!!!

Oh and he ALWAYS gets his way!!

Akshat Pandey is a sweet boy who makes everyone around him smile and laught!!!!

by Ofcourseiambatman April 12, 2023

Ass Hat

A person you would like to forcibly stick on a hat rack so they can do no further harm to themselves or others. Depending on the degree of Ass Hat depends on whether you use lubricant first.

You would have to be a real ass hat to pee into an electrical socket.

by madjazz May 18, 2005

ass hat

Cut off an ass, preferably from a woman, and wear it as a hat after all the blood is dried or wiped off.

-Hey there Jim, I have never seen that kind of hat before!
Where did you get it?
-It's an ass hat. I got it from my ex.

by Sarkus February 24, 2008

Ass Hat

ass hat is a really huge dumb ass

Greg, you really did that car deal? What an ass hat you are!!

by CJ Romig August 12, 2008

ass-hat

The act of crouching repeatedly over a dead opponents head while gaming, thus demoralizing said opponent with much pwning.

Pwner: *Bang*
Pwned: *Dies*
Pwner: *Crouches repeatedly over dead body*
Pwned: *Witnesses Pwner's ass repeatedly bouncing over head*, "Damn, I got ass-hatted."

by ShocKWavE686 December 26, 2007

ass hat

The lesser version of 'ass goblin'.

Man, that dude is such an ass hat.

by Kismet January 29, 2003