this shit ain't fucking right

What one says when the situation is so fucked up there is really nothing else to say...

After accidentally walking into the over 50 swinger's event, all I could say is, "This shit ain't fucking right!"

by ALJOJO August 4, 2006

Ain't It Cool News

An old, outdated movie site that has now become an informal forum of talkbackers not yet cognizant of other, better sites and forums. Hasn't had a good exclusive or scoop since before the millennium. Is run by a notoriously shady character whose power in Hollywood has massively diminished over the years. The failed screenwriter Drew "Moriarty" McWeeney has left to join another site that will fail inside of the year.

"Ain't It Cool News is still around? Huh."

by ChocolateReign January 11, 2009

that ain't cricket

that's not cool.
that's just wrong.

Dude, grabbin' your shit in public -- that ain't cricket.

by Ian MacEachern December 24, 2003

ain't about that life

You can't handle that lifestyle or don't fit into that lifestyle or with a group of people.

Tom:I'm going to the club all 6 nights this week and gettin crunk.
Craig:Man, you ain't about that life.
Me:Yeah, he's also not about that common sense either. Tom, do me a favor and do not go to any night clubs because you have no street smarts.

by LexO October 20, 2013

This dick ain't free

Former president Barack Obama's favorite catchphrase used while in office

Obama had many great catchphrases but, my favorite one was "this dick ain't free".

by Spic Dickuloid February 16, 2017

I ain't got a fucking clue

Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.

1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit

1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue

by L-S-D October 5, 2005

ain't swinging off that side of the plate

not homo, straight,

Johnny: Josh, I want you tonight!
Josh: Whoa, you might want me, but i ain't swinging off that side of the plate, you know what im saying.

by Slyer123 October 9, 2009