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A.I.F. stands for "ass in face." Hold someone down and rub your ass in their face. Other variations include Bare-ass In Face (B.A.I.F.) and Birthday Ass In Face (B.D.A.I.F.)
TJ was being very annoying so Scott, Andrew, and Matt held him down and I gave him A.I.F. It was great.
A.I.F. by Turk McDuffy May 11, 2007
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1) - The Film Actors Guild, a play on words from Team America: World Police on the real-life Screen Actors Guild (S.A.G.).

2) - Liberal Hollywood.
1) - Alec Baldwin is a major F.A.G. (member).

2) - The F.A.G.'s are running their mouths about politics again...
F.A.G. by ACG2x October 16, 2004
Bachelor of Fuck All. A really useless university degree. Originally played on Bachelor of Fine Arts but has grown to encompass any degree that will not prepare you for any known career. i.e. Art History, Silk Screening.
"He's never going to get hired in business with a B.F.A. from Lower East Overshoe U."
B.F.A. by X. A. Dunn November 14, 2006
From the puppet cult TV series by Gerry Anderson, 'Thunderbirds'. Alternative for 'Loud and Clear' in radio transmissions. Apparently according to Gerry on the thunderbirdsarego.com website, 'Fabulous' was a buzzword of the 60's, often shortened to 'Fab' and for the show it became F.A.B
Scott 'Okay, come back to Tracy Island'
Virgil 'F A B'
F A B by Andy Derrick September 23, 2005
Acute Negro(sic) Fit: An apparent gran mall seizure characterized by a general flailing of arms and legs, aphasia and spasticity.
" Could have been epilepsy but the smelling salts snapped her right out of it. Another A.N.F. diagnosed and cured."
A.N.F by J.E. Walker April 27, 2003
When your teacher yell at you for not doing your work then after two minutes she want to be nice to you so she is F.A.T
F.A.T by Missfact April 10, 2017