Fuck-nut

Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.

"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"

"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 15, 2016

wuffle nut

When a girl passes air from her butt and vagina at the same time.

This girl in line at the store had a wuffle nut and was embarassed.

by whatawoman May 24, 2016

stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition

One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

Nut

When you cum.

"Nothin like a good nut!" He said as he came into the palm of his own hand to Billy Martin.

by ProNutter420blaezit May 31, 2016

Run n nut

When a male runs up to an unexpexting person and ejaculates onto them, then runs away.

Todd-"Logan ran up and came all over Mary"
Mark-"He just did a Run n nut"

by Gila guy June 11, 2016

Potato nuts

When your balls look like potatoes. In other words, very deformed

I am glad I don't have potato nuts

by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.

What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018