4 definitions by an oddly literate kamikaze

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A phrase indicating or implying that the person who released these words is better than you at just about everything and that you are about to "get rekt" (another term implying that someone has absolutely raped you at whatever activity you are competing in)
Sorry bro, you can't join my clan, i'm way 2 MLG 4 U.
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Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.
"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"

"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"
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Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public
Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"
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Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public
Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"
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