shit tag

Small ball of shit that hangs in the hairs around the ass.

The shit tags were swinging on old Fred's nasty ass.

by Becky Ballsock February 4, 2007

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Shit Mallet

To release gas from one's rectum (fart) in front of an automated sliding door like those found at entrances and exits of grocery stores, so that when the door opens and a breeze rushes in, on-comers will be hit directly in the olfactory system (nose - sense of smell) by one's 'stink'.

Jay farted in front of the doors at the Soccer Centre last night and when Joyce walked out through the doors, his 'stink' hit me like a 'shit mallet'.

by ArsenalArmada January 23, 2008

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shit piston

A faggot's cock. It is continually going in and out compressing shit until it finally fires

Grass doesnt grow on a busy street. That poof has a bald arse because he is constantly being thrashed by a shit piston

by LuciferDarklord January 28, 2008

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Shit Shield

If someone were talking shit to you or to someone you know and it gets back to you. Acting like you don't care or not worrying about it is having your "shit shield" up.

Nick: "Hey Bruce, James has been talking shit about you all day. He just showed up for the party man. You'd better have your shit shield up."
Bruce: "I know. But I don't care. It does not bother me unless he gets into my face about it."

by whynot9899 February 21, 2009

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shit grave

when you beat someone so bad they are sent to the shit grave. it smells real bad and doesn't taste good neither. shit lilies are known to grow only on shit graves.

I sent him to the shit grave.

by EIIIIIK a bong January 28, 2009

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