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all black everything 

A United States of America where slavery never existed, where there was no misery, where blacks were employed and didn't work for free, where they actually enjoyed the first 400 years, where the Constitution was written by W.E.B. Du Bois, where there wasn't any Reconstruction and the Civil War never happened, where a black woman was voted head of the KKK, Malcolm Little dies as an old man, and Dr. King reads his eulogy, where Bill O'Reilly reads from the Quran, and President Bush sends his condolences to Iran, the Crips never occurred so there were never any Bloods to attack them, where there wasn't even any hood to fight over in the first place, where it was all black. Everything.
You would never know
If you could ever be
If you never try
You would never see
Stayed in Africa
We ain’t never leave
So there were no slaves in our history
Were no slave ships, were no misery, call me crazy, or isn’t he
See I fell asleep and I had a dream, it was all black everything

~Lupe Fiasco
all black everything by Puvar1 August 21, 2011
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the new black 

Anything that is now popular & 'in'. Its usage goes beyond the fashion world where the color Black is always in style.
"Obama is the new black" (Pun intended, no disrespect to African Americans)
the new black by myERa January 2, 2010

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Person 1:Have you ever heard of Hd among us big black gay furry with deez fat nuts in my mouth creammy sloppy tooppy floppy feddy faber bitches gay furry balls porn with Markiplier?
Person 2:What the fuck.
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The Black Mamba

the biggest dick possible. Only one person in the world has it and he takes much pride in his giant wang and yes he is black
he tore her vagina apart because he has the black mamba
The Black Mamba by mambainass March 16, 2011

Pot, Kettle, Black

A short way to say,
pot calling the kettle black
when someone says something about someone, when they are guilty of doing it themselves, also another way to say Hypocrite.
Ugly Woman: That is the ugliest dogs i have ever seen

Gay Boy: Sure u wanna say that Pot, Kettle, Black.
Pot, Kettle, Black by Mikey GLAM October 31, 2007

back to black 

no more faking the funk - accepting yourself for the way you are. not trying to change for the better for other people's eyes and perceptions. coming back from trying to change your life for someone else, to just being who you are. people may have a problem with the way you live your life, but that's ok, because you love yourself.
got into a relationship and changed aspects of the way you live and your life. got out of the relationship (exonerated yourself, more like it) and going back to your life (just the way YOU like it) = back to black.
back to black by Chelle Floyd August 4, 2007

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.
Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.