blueburrito

When a man or woman is called and/or forced away from his or her Chipotle burrito after heavy oral, esophageal, and stomachal stimulation, but pre-burrital climax. The result is a feeling described as a mixture of longing and hatred: a yearning for the comfort of the burrito once again and an intense animosity towards the person or activity that has robbed the consumer of such an orgasmic taste experience. In extreme cases, being blueburritoed can result in a complete lack of burrital climax.

Milton was blueburritoed by his girlfriend as she demanded sex from him mid-burrito.

by Jetty Pattman January 16, 2009

bluegar

An older woman, usually between 50 and 60, who frequents clubs or venues where blues music is performed. "Bluegars" tend to be highly intoxicated and overly aggressive toward younger men, especially if those younger men are musicians. Unlike "cougars" who are generally attractive older women, "bluegars" are almost never attractive.

Man, did you see that bluegar in the leather jacket? She totally flashed us during the last set and keeps winking at me. She looks like she's been drunk since noon....

by Scrubbins April 28, 2011

Ballsack blues

1. a dull, nagging pain in the scrotum from jumping, running or playing impact sports without support.

2. a lingering case of blue balls

Since i played volleyball this morning, i've been singing the ballsack blues.

by Teeny B Smith September 7, 2006

yellow blueberry muffin

When real niggas become fake niggas and niggas won't stop being niggas ya know nigga

Yo, you a straight yellow blueberry muffin.

by Danger Dolan January 3, 2017

Post-Con Blues

The feeling of sadness that comes from leaving an anime convention and returning home to your original, normal life.

Ever since I got home from Otakon, I caught Post-Con Blues, and I haven't been able to get anything done.

by Ixra October 8, 2008

Meme Page Blues

When you become depressed because you run a meme page

Person 1: hey my guy, what's wrong

Person 2: I just have the meme page blues

by Creepy_JDC September 4, 2017

Election Night Blues

1-A condition of serious disappointment suffered by roughly half of the American population when 'their presidential candidate' fails to achieve the magic 270 votes required to emerge victorious from the Electoral Collage.
2-The massive, violent social upheaval requiring police and military intervention as a consequence of 1.

No matter who prevails the, expect Election Night Blues with one side fomenting and condoning violence and the other calling for unity, cohesion and healing.
Remember 2020. It will forever change the world.

by YAWA November 3, 2020