Blue Phone

When you show up to work with a fully charged phone and every intention of draining the battery, but then shit hits the fan and it stays in your pocket.

I was going to spend the first hour at work playing games on my phone, but my boss came in early and blue phoned me.

by CptRaven June 17, 2025

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Blue lock Program

Literally a program that kidnaps minors and changes them just to win a world cup, and its orchestrated by a probably deadbeat dad, Ego Jinpachi. To make it worse its livestreamed

Omg mom i got into the Blue Lock Program

by Sompersonwholikesanime June 22, 2025

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When a police officer's partner is having a big night out. The Blue Light Taxi is a priority call for transport (of all parties) to another venue or home. This usually involves casual introduction of single persons.

Hey babe, you're so smashed. Can I call you a cab? No way, l will call the blue light taxi, I want you to meet someone.

by Hammo922336 June 27, 2025

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Blue-eyed Demon

A person of European descent. This is a well deserved title because, unlike other races, "white" serial killers are known to kill for the mere cause of enjoyment. While black people might commit more crimes and be responsible for more homicides, it's always for a robbery, or a gang war, and never for enjoyment. Also "white" serial killers are more likely than any other race on earth to kill their own parents and engage in the most diabolical activities such as body mutilation, necrophilia, and cannibalism.

See also blue-eyed devil, ghostman, evilman, waitanus, pinkass, yellowface, cuckhold, cracker, honkey, white trash

Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer was a Blue-eyed Demon who killed seventeen men and boys between 1978 and 1991, many of his murders involved necrophilia and cannibalism.

by Trumpanzee June 28, 2025

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Postiter Blues

After vacation blues or after vacation depression. The term for the realization that you have to return to slave labor, chores, and reality after a fun and relaxing vacation.

(-Iter is Latin for travel)

The thought of going back to work tomorrow is giving me the postiter blues.

by Krazyladee July 9, 2025

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