nigga penis

big black mans penis

i sucked off a nigga penis last night

by darian wade howe January 1, 2023

Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

by Mike_73 May 23, 2022

Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker

Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.

by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019

copper penis

when you have a chicks head hanging off the bed, you’re throat fucking her and you thrust to the bottom of her throat and she clenches and her vice grips of death clench down causing your penis to bleed but then you make her suck it until it stops bleeding. tastes like pennie’s

I love it when he hangs me upside down and gives me the ol copper penis

by daphnehitch May 3, 2024

penis flytrap

a penis that opens its urethra waiting patiently until snapping it closed on a fly

hey whats that
its my penis flytrap
cool can i suck it?

by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

Penis

Something every matthew hasn't got

Yo, have you seen matt

Oh yeah that dude without a penis?

Yeah thats him

by Josh C 263 February 15, 2022

Penis Fly Trap

A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.

Doug: Noooo way man you didnt hook up with her again?

Garret: Man that ho be a penis fly trap!

by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009