italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

by CIAButNot May 14, 2023

Brown yo-yo

The act of pushing and then puling a turd in and out of your butthole, as if your turd was a "brown yo-yo."

Hey man, you wanna play Brown Yo-Yo?
What in the actual hell are you asking me this time?
You gotta yo-yo a turd in and out of your asshole. Whoever can last the longest without letting it out wins!
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by B R O W N August 29, 2022

brown pole

The act of using anything in a phallic manner for the purposes of anal sex.

Richard was always a kinky fella, but when he decided to brown pole his bike without the seat on it, that just brought it to a whole new level.

by Octospectre June 26, 2023

Off The Brown

When one decides that they want to get heinously intoxicated off the brown liquor. Many types of it: light brown (Jim beam) dark brown (Jack Daniels) fucking dark (Irish whiskey. Usually involves a fight ensuing, sweating, talking louder than usual, Rizz improvement, and usually asking what the fuck happend the next day.

“Dude I was so fucked off the brown last night. I had like ten whiskey and cokes it was fucked. I took my pants off and ran down the road to my house screaming “HELP HELP HELP IM BEING CHASED BY THE BOOTY WARRIOR” LMFAO i was fucked.

by Andhisnameisjohncena3456798 January 12, 2023

brown

The skin color(s) of a person of color/ethnicity, specifically those of African Descent.

Black people's skin ranges in different shades of brown.

by Wings to Discovery May 19, 2008

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

wills brown

to finger someone on their period

hey ya know that girl, she got wills browned last night.

by yamum555555 March 8, 2020