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BlueAnon 

People who believe in hoaxes like: Russiagate, The Covington Hoax, The Jussie Smollett Hoax, The Bubba Wallace Hoax, The Capitol Conspiracy. Most of them are big fans of CNN, The Washington Post, and have frequent bouts of TDS.
Joe: Hey did you hear that when Trump was in Russia, he had prostitutes pee in his mouth?
Vic: Sounds awesome! But that ain't true. You one of those BlueAnons, right?
BlueAnon by JusticeD March 7, 2021
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City Blues 

n. 1. state of mind: dissent in spite of odds

2. code of conduct/ethics

v. 3. resist social decline

4. to fight back
-- Dude, what is with these anti-public sector cuts protestors? Don't they know they're just pissing in the wind?

-- They can't help themselves, man. They give a shit when they don't have to. They're riddled with City Blues.

-- Poor bastards.

-- Yeah. It rough going.

-- God help them.

-- God help us all.
City Blues by sophie abrahams April 12, 2011

bluetards 

Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"

Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."

Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"

Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."
bluetards by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010

imaginary bluetooth 

A device that allows people to communicate out loud with imaginary friends, foes, complaint hot lines, etc, while in public places. Commonly used on public transport.
Sam: That bloke was jabbering away, but had no phone.

Saul: He was using his imaginary bluetooth.
imaginary bluetooth by wheaty October 1, 2008

bluetuning 

The process of flirting using wireless technology from mobile phones (bluetooth). The process involves sending a message to a random woman using bluetooth.
Im gunna try my luck with some bluetuning in this club.
bluetuning by Graham Bradley July 22, 2006

Blueberry cocktail

The semen unloaded on a person after they have given the male "blue balls". Usually occurs several days after the "blue ball" incident, which allows the semen to simmer and become more of a yellow colored substance.
Man, my girl blue balled me the other day because she was on the rag, but then I unloaded my blueberry cocktail all over her face the next week.
Blueberry cocktail by picklepatty November 13, 2011

blueflamewolf 

Can be used as a proper noun when capitalized (Blueflamewolf) or as a verb.
The noun can indicate someone who has lost all touch with reality through increased involvement in their fanfic, usually resulting in self-inserts in fics the author honestly believes to be true, usually due to psychic powers on the author's part. Such a person may sometimes amass a small cult following on certain fanfiction archive sites, such as fanfiction.net. The verb form may be used to indicate the process of becoming or the continuing existence as a Blueflamewolf.
The word's etymology comes from the screenname of the first of its kind.
"Sheila's such a Blueflamewolf. She actually scratched my eyes out the other day when I told her that The Phantom of the Opera/Legolas/Willy Wonka/Darth Vader wasn't real. I'm blind now."

OR

"Sheila, you've got to stop blueflamewolfing like this! We suggest you seek intensive therapy. Gigi's blind because of you!"

OR

"Sheila's obviously blueflamewolfing. It's like Sylvia Browne on crack while listening to Andrew Lloyd Webber!"
blueflamewolf by TheBard May 3, 2006