by I forgot to wipe my ass...again October 15, 2005
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by Lovely co-worker February 17, 2009
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the p's stand for penis pump, which was found in his bedroom when his mom was doing laundry.
in late 40's and he still lives with his parents.
the p's stand for penis pump, which was found in his bedroom when his mom was doing laundry.
in late 40's and he still lives with his parents.
Hey, I think that dude was checking out my 8 year old!
What a pp man!
Dude, my parents found my pump in my room last night!
Your such a pp man!
What a pp man!
Dude, my parents found my pump in my room last night!
Your such a pp man!
by JennaJHooker June 14, 2009
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I was in line at Best Buy for halo 3, and this totally sweaty man baby was ahead of me buying several weeks worth of anime porn.
by Arithmetics October 28, 2007
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"I came on her back in great threads of man milk and before she could reach the towel I pulled the ice man. She looked at me with a combination of disgust and admiration."
by Beanoh September 12, 2006
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MAN BOOTY- n., an unusually rounded and/or feminine appearing buttocks
often found on fat black males who walk in a bow-legged manner.
MAN BOOTY can be a sensitive issue for those who have not had their posterior discussed at length in their presence.
complicating matters is the fact that many men afflicted by man booty do not dress in form fitting clothing. thus, when clothing that does accentuate MAN BOOTY is worn, both the person afflicted with MAN BOOTY and casual observers may be shocked by its existence. such startling observation can often lead to instantaneous commentary that can be insensitive (eg "DAMN YO, YOU GOT A FAT ASS DIMITRI!") in public places. the attractiveness of man booty to females varies widely, so feelings of insecurity can be rampant. the gays, destined for the eternal lake of fire and brimstone, also like man booty, complicating matters.
HOW TO COPE WITH MAN BOOTY:
*Diet
*Heroine
*Surgery
IMAGES OF MAN BOOTY:
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NOTICE: You're gay if you looked here. This was a test.
Advantages of MAN BOOTY
*Cushioning in falls
*Lessened vulnerability to spanking
Disadvantages of MAN BOOTY
*Attracts gayotry
*Attracts homosexualerotocisms
*Attracts the gays
*Attracts the crime
*Attracts the drugs
*Attracts the little league baseball coaches who you really aren't cool with like that but you wont say nothing to your Dad about
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MAN BOOTY- n., an unusually rounded and/or feminine appearing buttocks
often found on fat black males who walk in a bow-legged manner.
MAN BOOTY can be a sensitive issue for those who have not had their posterior discussed at length in their presence.
complicating matters is the fact that many men afflicted by man booty do not dress in form fitting clothing. thus, when clothing that does accentuate MAN BOOTY is worn, both the person afflicted with MAN BOOTY and casual observers may be shocked by its existence. such startling observation can often lead to instantaneous commentary that can be insensitive (eg "DAMN YO, YOU GOT A FAT ASS DIMITRI!") in public places. the attractiveness of man booty to females varies widely, so feelings of insecurity can be rampant. the gays, destined for the eternal lake of fire and brimstone, also like man booty, complicating matters.
HOW TO COPE WITH MAN BOOTY:
*Diet
*Heroine
*Surgery
IMAGES OF MAN BOOTY:
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NOTICE: You're gay if you looked here. This was a test.
Advantages of MAN BOOTY
*Cushioning in falls
*Lessened vulnerability to spanking
Disadvantages of MAN BOOTY
*Attracts gayotry
*Attracts homosexualerotocisms
*Attracts the gays
*Attracts the crime
*Attracts the drugs
*Attracts the little league baseball coaches who you really aren't cool with like that but you wont say nothing to your Dad about
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"There was a pool party at Stevo's last weekend. You know Pavlo? Total man booty. Yum."
"There was a pool party at Stevo's last weekend. You know Pavlo? Total man booty. Yum."
by I_wish_i_was_Pavlo March 22, 2009
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