Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.
Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.
by Serjeh Somogath March 06, 2010
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Urban Grilled Cheese

Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.

Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.

Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.
Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.
by @gordonramseyofficial September 10, 2012
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processed cheese

A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.
"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.
by KNCVBKK January 09, 2024
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nigga cheese

A black male with a cheesy substance on him
"Damn he looks like nigga cheese"
by Japteshwar January 24, 2021
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Nigga Cheese

Ayo tanishya , u got the Nigga C heese?

No, sorry i got the NIgga B heese

Nigga Cheese
by Mamamamamamammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm February 08, 2021
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Nigga cheese

A term used while in sticky situations in a video game
by Boss baby g February 06, 2021
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Nigga Cheese

Nigga Cheese- Once called out by EDP. Nigga Cheese is best cheese of all cheeses. It’s very tasty and has immaculate flavour
Me: Yo Dave, did you hear about the new cheese?

Dave: What cheese?

Me: They call it nigga cheese.

Dave: I’ve had it before. The flavour was immaculate.
by MysteriousCheese123ZD June 02, 2021
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