by spaghettieel August 15, 2019
 Get the zach hillmug.
Get the zach hillmug. A surrealist comedian with a legion of one-liners and non-sequiturs at his disposal. Best Known for his role of Alan Garner in the 2009 hit comedy, The Hangover. His stand-up often consists of Zach playing the piano while giving absurd one-liners and performing many characters, such as the Timid Pimp, the Forgetful Vegan, and the Gay Snake. He is very popular in the underground circuit of comedy, and often collaborates with Comedy duo, Tim and Eric.
Zach Galifianakis: "When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at a Chuck E. Cheese."
"My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron, and a lot like Patrick Ewing"
"I want to create a restaurant in the same vain as IHOP, and call it 'IHOCOC.' Which stands for, 'International House of Corn on the Cob.' And we sell corn... on the cob. And our slogan will be, 'come on down, don't be such a faggot.' "
"My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron, and a lot like Patrick Ewing"
"I want to create a restaurant in the same vain as IHOP, and call it 'IHOCOC.' Which stands for, 'International House of Corn on the Cob.' And we sell corn... on the cob. And our slogan will be, 'come on down, don't be such a faggot.' "
by N8n10e February 17, 2010
 Get the Zach Galifianakismug.
Get the Zach Galifianakismug. by Uglyfatfucker December 20, 2019
 Get the Zach and Zahramug.
Get the Zach and Zahramug. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coach my knees hurt. im gonna have to sit out this week and get a bag of ice for every practice.
Trainer Brady: okay zach take a seat im going to go get ice and tape for you
zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.
Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD
zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.
Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD
by cory&marcus August 23, 2011
 Get the Zach palingmug.
Get the Zach palingmug. A cutie with a booty with a big dong
by Zachdaddy June 18, 2018
 Get the zach weavermug.
Get the zach weavermug. by Shal0m November 27, 2020
 Get the Zach robertsmug.
Get the Zach robertsmug. Zach is a really cute boy and he is smart,funny,athletic,kind and amazing he could carry a basketball and baseball team I think u should find a boy out there ladies they are all cute nobody else with a Zach w is cute on Zach w
by 24lover  November 3, 2019
 Get the Zach wynnmug.
Get the Zach wynnmug.